Justin Bieber Saved The Spanish Language

For as long as I can remember I’ve heard that Spanish is dying. Throughout high school it was all “you take Spanish? Why? That’s pointless. It’s not even going to exist in America in about 50 years, everyone will be speaking French.” Well guess what? Yesterday everyone who thought like that was proven to be an imbecile.

They were proven to be an imbecile because Justin Bieber remixed Desparcito and it is hot as fuck. If you can listen to this without shaking your hips and wanting to watch an 8th Street Latinas video then you need to schedule yourself an appointment with a head and heart doctor. It’s heat.

Before Bieber decided to take his silky vocals to Puerto Rico no one knew if Spanish would make it out of this century. They thought it was going to go the way of Latin or cave drawings. Today it’s made quite comeback on the coattails of Justin Bieber. I took high school Spanish but I’m ready to get a Rosetta Stone just so I can be part of this resurgence.